Funny Jokes

1)There are 3 girls and 1 guy! The guy is in the bathroom, while the girls are at the window! The brunnett throws an apple out the window, the guy comes out and said why'd you do that, the brunnett said, cause i felt like it, so the red head throws an apple out the window, the guy says why'd you do that, the red head said,cause i felt like it, so the blonde throws a bomb out the window and the guy said why'd you do that, the blonde said cause i felt like it! so they're all driving along, and they see a girl crying so they said whats wrong and the girl says an apple hit me on the head, so they keep driving and see a boy crying so they say whats wrong, so the boy said an apple hit me on the arm, so they keep driving and they see an old man laughing, they ask him whats so funny and the old man says i farted and my house blew up!!

2)How do you drown a blonde?

A: You put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool!!

3)How can you tell a blonde has been on a computer?

A:Theres white out on the screen!!

4)Theres 1 red head, 1 brunnett and 2 blondes!! They're hiking along at the edge of a cliff, all of a sudden a Genie appears and says they can all have 1 wish to land in something after jumping off the cliff! So the brunnett says pudding, so the brunnett landed in pudding, next the red head said jello, so the red head landed in jello! Last the blondes are about to say what they want to land in when they trip over the cliff and say ohh crap, so the blondes landed in crap!!!

5)This is one from a visitor!  Why did the brunnett cross the road?

A:So she could go to the barbor and die her hair blonde!! By Audrey

6)There are 12 people! 1 women and 11 men, they all fell off a cliff, but there was a rope and they all grabbed it, but they realized the rope could only support 11 people, so all the men say they'll be the person to let go, this went on for hours, so the woman was getting hungry and wanted to end their misery, so the woman said STOP! I'll be the one to let go, and she just kept going on and on about how woman have rights to they don't have to be second in line! All the men were so proud of her Women's Rights speech, cause they were so proud they all started to clap for her, and honorably/oh what the heck, they were stupid fools, they all fell for the women's speech and died just like she planned! I guess that does complete the saying Boys go to jupiter to get more stupider, Girls go to college to get more knowledge!!! See i can be funny!!

7)Why is there a fence around a grave yard?

A:Cause people are dying to get in!

8)Your momma is so fat that when she saw a school bus with white kids in it, she ran and said twinkie, twinkie!

9)Your momma is so fat that when you tried to drive around her, you ran out of gas!!

10)Your momma is so fat that when she jumped off a sky scraper, everybody ran, screaming blackhole!

11)Your momma is so fat that when she was jump roping, everyone screamed earthquake, earthquake!!

12)What does spongebob have three time a day?

A:A square meal!

13)Theres a musician looking for a place to stay and saw a hotel and asked for a room and the manager said sorry we're full, but wait theres a haunted room still vacant, so the musician said i'll take it! The musician was in his room playing his guitar and heard i'm a little buggy on a chocolate island, i'm a little deer drinking lemonade! The musician jumped out the window and died! The next day another musician came in looking for a place to stay and the manager said we're full, but theres a haunted room, so the musician said i'll take it! The musician was playing his saxophone and heard i'm a little buggy on a chocolate island, i'm a little deer drinking lemonade! the musician jumped out the window and died! The next day another musician took the room and and was playing his trumpet and heard, i'm a little buggey on a tropical island, i'm a little deer drinking lemonade! So the musician went into the bathroom and saw a fly on an island of crap and a tiny deer swimming in yuron, so from then on the musician played his trumpet in harmony with the little fly and deer and later on became a national best selling song in the world!

14)Knock Kock

who's there?

Dwayne

Dwayne who?

Dwayne the bathtub i'm all prunny!

15)What do cows work for?

A:Moolaw!!

16)Knock Knock

Who's there?

Boo

Boo who?

Aww why you sad do you need a tissue?